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Disney/Star Wars: Blow Up The World

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"I can blow up the worlds~
Kashyyyk, Naboo, and Yavin!
Tell me, Princess, now when did you last see your planet die?

"I can ignite the skies
Tear the planets asunder
Make star systems all wonder,
Why do the rebels try?

"A destroyed world!
A whole fantastic place gone boom.
Where did the rebels go,
If you "don't know,"
Aldeeran will be pieces."


"No, not my world!
The kindest place I ever knew.
Please don't use your Death Star,
Don't go that far!
I'll sell out the rebel base to you."

"Then the rebels will all die for you!"

"My believable lie:
Our base is on Dantooine!
Planning attacks and scheming,
To defeat the empire.

"Now spare my world!"
"You may fire at will."
"You said that you would let it be!"
"I just lied, I'm Darth Vader."

"Now fire the Death Star!
Dantooine's too far.
We won't go there,
Now Alderaan won't be."

"Destroy her world!"

"No, I beg you, don't fire!"
"Wipe its horizons through and through."
"My family is in danger!"

"We'll chase rebels anywhere,
There's time to spare.
Then we'll destroy another world for you."

"Blow up that world"
("I beg you, don't!")
That's what we'll do. ("Please stop, won't you?")
Another place,
Wiped out from space,
Because of you."
With the announcement that Disney has purchased LucasFilms, I started coming up with Star Wars versions of Disney songs. This was the first one to come to mind, sung by Darth Vader and Princess Leia.

Yes, I know it was Tarkin that actually ordered Alderaan's destruction, but let's put that aside. Or you can imagine Tarkin is singing it by changing one line.

Naturally, the bold lines are sung by Vader, the non-bold ones are Leia.

This was just something I quickly pulled together, but enjoy.
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